Why is she eliminated???

　　Melinda Doolittle is a song bird, she is one heck of a singer, she is praised the best singer among all American Idol seasons, but she is eliminated on Wednesday night result show.

Why spider didn't bite me?

　　If spider bites me, I will become Spiderman flying around the city and beating up all fuck heads!

Our Earth is sick!

　　Poor little blue blue earth!

　　Today is her birthday, but she is sick！

　　What can you do to save her from sickness?

Why many married women become desperate housewives?

　　Because their husbands are desperate, their children are desperate.

Ugly is the new beauty, do you agree?

　　Ugly Betty Suarez has proven to us that Ugly Is The New Beauty!!

　　If you still has doubt about this e-Life quote, just take a look at the 2 pictures below, see yourself how Ugly Betty turns herself into the beautiful America Ferrera!

Will Melinda Doolittle be this season American Idol?

　　Someone said she is the best singer in all the American Idol seasons.

　　Old fashioned? Who care?? Some sort of acting innocence? God knows!

　　After Stephanie Edwards was sent home, Jordin Sparks and Melinda Doolittle are the two female contestants who have the star quality : big voice, powerful voice, great voice!

　　Only the cutie Blake Lewis the male contestant who has a rock-threat to these two females.

Why Britney cuts all her hair?

Girls, you shine!

　　Oh guys, you are poor!

　　Female contestants shine in the new season American Idol 6.

　　The female contestents obviously outsing the male contestants, at least 8 out of 12 female contestants impress me not only their powerful voices, but beauties as well.

Why Whitney wanna take drug?

　　If I could sing like her, I would rather take honey to protect my throat than drug to damage it.

Why Madonna can still dance so sexily?

　　She is a middle-aged woman, but she is still so energetic on the dancefloor.

Why Michael Jackson wanna be white, and a freak one?

　　Why is Michael Jackson attempting to obliterate any trace of his African-American roots?

Why David Beckham wanna go USA?

　　Why David Beckham wanna leave Real Madrid for LA Galaxy of MLS ?

Why is Mona Lisa always smiling at you ?

Mona Lisa (Leonardo Da Vinci)

Why is David so nude?

David (Michelangelo)

How does Beyonce make her butt motor-shake alike?

Why Mariah has the most No.1 in the chart among all female singers ?

Why bulls like to attack red cloth?

Why Pluto becomes dwarf planet ?

Why the tyrant has fallen?

　　Saddam Hussein was sent to the gallows this early morning. The execution of Saddam means once the intrepid and ambitious man is put to the end.

　　Sniffling..........

Why do men have nipples?